Moose better than Pork?

This blog will continue to fuse pork and politics.  As you all may be aware John McCain has recently selected a running mate so we decided to do some investigation on Governor Sarah Palin.  Supposedly moose is Sarah Palin's favorite type of food which she hunts herself .  A commendable choice, however, her scorn of our porcine friends has raised some eyebrows.  We will continue to throw our support behind Barack "You might've thought he was muslim, but he's not and he loves pork" Obama.  While we do support the fact that Sarah Palin is an eater of meat, we cannot condone this lack of respect paid to the pork community.  Clearly this reflects her politics; she believes that the solution is always reached through the use of guns and certainly has no sympathy for the working class of the heartland who put so much effort in to pork production and distribution that feeds millions of Americans.  Also, she suppports death from above attacks on bears and wolves, reminiscent of McCain's own aerial adventures in Vietnam.  This is clearly offensive and cowardly.  If you are going to make bear sausage you have to kill the bugger with your bare hands.  In closing Sic Semper Porcus does not in anyway endorse the McCain/ Palin ticket...

Comments

[Martin]

Finally, a sensible criticism of the McCain/Palin ticket. I am thoroughly convinced.